🚨 Bitcoin Melts Like Ice Cream in Hell! 🍦
As the great and wise philosopher, Ivan Denisovich, once said, “A man can get used to anything, even the most absurd and cruel.” And now, dear reader, we find ourselves in the midst of a most absurd and cruel situation: Bitcoin has fallen below $85,000, plummeting like a bird shot by a hunter’s bullet. The crypto market, that majestic beast, has tumbled to the ground, its once-proud wings now broken and battered.
And who, pray tell, is responsible for this catastrophe? Why, it is none other than the great and powerful Donald Trump, that scourge of the crypto world. His tariffs, like a deadly serpent, have bitten deep into the market, causing it to writhe in agony. The cryptocurrency industry, that delicate flower, has been crushed beneath the heel of his boot.
At the time of writing, Bitcoin (BTC) is trading at a paltry $84,600, a mere
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2025-02-27 06:48