Ah, dear reader, gather ’round as we delve into the latest escapade of our beloved Bitcoin, which has taken a nosedive beneath the illustrious $80,000 mark today—its lowest since the fateful days of November 2024. In a mere 24 hours, it has plummeted by a staggering 8%, and since its euphoric peak of $109,114 on the 20th of January, it has gracefully descended by 27%. Quite the performance, wouldn’t you say? 🎢
What, you ask, has caused this dramatic fall from grace? Well, it appears that the political and regulatory shenanigans in the U.S. have stirred the pot, with several states attempting to shove Bitcoin into their strategic reserves like a cat trying to fit into a shoebox. The market, in its infinite wisdom, quivers in uncertainty. 🐱📦
As the clock ticks, our dear BTC is now trading at a modest $79,100, with its market cap shrinking to a mere $1.56 trillion—pocket change for some, but a tragedy for others.
But wait! The crypto market is not merely a one-horse show. No, it’s a veritable bloodbath out there! Major altcoins—ETH, XRP, and SOL—have all decided to join the party, each dropping over 10% in the last 24 hours. Ethereum, that fickle friend, has seen a 10% decline today and a 23% drop over the past week. Solana, too, has taken a hit, down 9% today and over 27% in the last seven days. It’s a veritable soap opera of losses! 🎭
And let us not forget the mid-cap altcoins, which have joined the fray with their own dramatic declines—TAO, IP, VIRTUAL, RAY, TRUMP, and LDO have all plummeted over 15%. Meanwhile, S, PEPE, SEI, AAVE, KASPA, PYTH, LINK, and MKR have decided to drop a respectable 13% today. What a delightful mess! 🍿
Trending Crypto Today
Top Gainers Today
- Nervos Network (CKB): +10%
- Morpho (MORPHO): +6%
Top Losers Today
- KAITO (KAITO): -23%
- SAFE (Safe): -22%
- RUNE (THORChain): -17%
- TAO (Bittensor): -16%
- VIRTUAL (Virtuals Protocol): -15%
According to the wise sages at Coinmarketcap, the global crypto market today stands at a mere $2.64 trillion, down 7.25% in the past 24 hours. A fitting end to a day filled with such delightful chaos! 🎉
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