So, here we are again, staring at Bitcoin as it streaks downwards like a kid on a slip-n-slide — only this time, it’s not fun. Can we just skip to the part where we all start crying about it? Because Bitcoin just experienced its biggest three-day crash since the good ol’ FTX days. Yikes! You can almost hear the analysts whispering, “Down, down, deeper and down.” 😱
Meanwhile, the crypto Fear & Greed Index has officially entered “Extreme Fear” territory, like that awkward moment when you realize your ex is at the same party. This index is at its lowest since mid-2022, when corporate disasters like Terraform Labs and Three Arrows Capital were throwing virtual tantrums everywhere. Good times, good times. 🎢
Brace yourselves! Bitcoin (BTC) has faced a staggering drop of more than 12% this week — and no, it hasn’t been because everyone suddenly remembered their college economics class. It’s more like dodging Trump’s trade tariffs while inflation plays peekaboo in the background. And guess what? Exchange-traded products following BTC and Ethereum (ETH) are also swimming in red, thanks to BlackRock’s mass sell-off. Do they know something the rest of us don’t? 🤔
And if you think that’s bad, let’s not forget the Nasdaq’s tantrums making the crypto market even more volatile. Sure, Nvidia is flexing with impressive earnings, but that’s just one happy ray of sunshine in this gloomy sky.
Our cherished digital moolah is now stuck vying for relief as investors cling onto U.S. macroeconomic data like it’s a life raft. But one analyst is warning us that the core Personal Consumption Expenditures report might unleash a collective yawn instead of any fireworks. Sounds delightful. 🎇
Expectations are that the U.S. core Personal Consumption Expenditures Index will show a 2.6% year-on-year increase in January – an improvement! But hold onto your hats, folks — Acheson, our voice of reason in this chaos, hints that the PCE could act like a double-edged sword, with inflation rumors swirling like gossip at a dinner party!
Also, a cool $5 billion worth of Bitcoin options is set to expire this week — because who doesn’t love a bit of extra uncertainty? It’s like riding a rollercoaster blindfolded! 🎢
At the moment, Bitcoin is flirting around $85,500, down over 2% on the day. Let’s just say it’s a multi-day correction period where everything feels like a bad breakup.
Yet, amidst tears and uncertainties, analysts at Bernstein claim this downturn may just be the “major buying opportunity” we’ve all been waiting for — or they’re just trying to sound optimistic, you know? Big names like Standard Chartered are throwing around lofty price targets of up to $200,000 by year-end — talking about putting faith where the sun don’t shine! 🌞
And, surprise surprise, there’s talk of regulatory clarity in Washington! On February 26, the Senate Banking Subcommittee on Digital Assets, led by the ever-determined Cynthia Lummis, held its first hearing. What did we learn, you ask? Well, let’s just say digital assets may not legally be securities, the U.S. needs to pick up its regulatory game, and stablecoins promise to drag payments into the present.
Here’s what we learned from yesterday’s hearing:
🔘 Most digital assets are not legally securities under the Howey test
🔘 The United States is behind other countries in creating laws for digital assets
🔘 Stablecoins will bring our payment system into the 21st century— Senator Cynthia Lummis (@SenLummis) February 27, 2025
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