So, Bitget Wallet, they’re like “Hey, we got this new thing called Super DEX.” 🙄 And you know what? It actually sounds kinda impressive.
They say it can do all this fancy stuff with trading, like twice the speed of a regular transaction. Twice! You know, in case you need to react to the market in, like, 0.1 seconds. 🤪
Apparently, this Super DEX thing can pull from, like, a hundred different DEXs. Seriously, who even knows what a DEX is anymore? They’re everywhere! 🤷♂️
And you know what’s really funny? This whole thing comes out just after OKX, another one of these crypto exchanges, shuts down its own DEX aggregator because some North Korean hackers, the Lazarus Group, tried to take it over. Like, what are the odds? It’s almost like Bitget planned it. 🤫
Anyway, Super DEX has all these fancy tools, too. They’ve got “MemeX,” which is supposed to find new tokens that are gonna be big. Like, before they even become big, you know? They claim it’s like 90% accurate. I’m skeptical, but hey, maybe it works.
And then there’s “Hot Picks,” which looks at the market and tries to guess which tokens are gonna go up. So basically, it’s like a psychic for your crypto portfolio. 🔮
Oh, and they’ve got this thing called “GetGas,” which lets you pay gas fees in, like, five different tokens. Because holding a million different tokens is totally normal, right? 🙄
So yeah, Bitget Wallet’s Super DEX. It’s got a lot going for it. Whether it’s actually any good, though? That’s a story for another day.
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2025-03-19 16:06