US Senate To Pass Historic GENIUS Act Next Week, Says Senator Bill Hagerty

Well, folks, strap in because the US Senate has decided to finally pull up its socks and get moving on that elusive GENIUS Act. 🧦💥 That’s right, the bill everyone’s been waiting for… and, no, we’re not talking about a new Marvel movie, though it might feel like one. Senator Bill Hagerty, the man with the plan, has dropped a bombshell on X (formerly Twitter) by boldly claiming that next week, history will be made. 🌍💼

According to Hagerty, the Senate will “pass the GENIUS Act that establishes the first-ever pro-growth regulatory framework for payment stablecoins.” Wait, what? This sounds like the best idea since sliced bread… if sliced bread could be a digital currency. 🍞💰

But let’s not get carried away with excitement just yet. Is this really going to happen? Is this the light at the end of the tunnel for stablecoins, or just another example of Washington making empty promises like your aunt promising to send you birthday money every year but never does? 💸

Hagerty, ever the optimist (and who could blame him, it’s a job requirement), says the Senate is ready to make it happen. But before we all start popping champagne corks, remember—this is the same Senate that has a knack for putting things off… forever. 🌪️

Now, let’s talk about those ~oh-so-fun~ delays. Pro-XRP lawyer John Deaton has already warned us that if the GENIUS Act gets stuck in the Senate’s perpetual traffic jam, we might be waiting until 2029 for crypto reform. That’s right, 2029. By then, we’ll all be using hoverboards to pay for coffee, right? ☕🛸

But hey, Hagerty is staying optimistic, and if he’s right, we’ll all be thanking him next week for ushering in the golden age of stablecoins. 🚀

Will the GENIUS Act pass next week? Only time will tell. But in the meantime, let’s cross our fingers, hope for the best, and maybe even consider getting a few stablecoins in our digital wallets—just in case, you know, things go smoothly for once. 🤞📱

BREAKING: US Senate About to Pass GENIUS Act, Get Ready for a Stablecoin Revolution!

US Senate To Pass Historic GENIUS Act Next Week, Says Senator Bill Hagerty

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