Crypto Chaos: Why 85% of Bitcoin Holders are Still Living Their Best Life!

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Well, folks, grab your digital popcorn 🍿! A tweet from IntoTheBlock just dropped some news that’s juicier than your favorite soap opera. Turns out, while the world was busy clutching their pearls over U.S. trade tariffs, over 85% of Bitcoin holders are still basking in profits like they just scored front-row tickets to a Beyoncé concert!

The latest graph, which I’m pretty sure was designed by someone who may or may not own too many cats and loves all things numbers, shows that Bitcoin dipped down to $74,700 this week—because why not? Nothing like a little rollercoaster action, right? But wait! Now it’s back up, trading at $82,030 after startling us all with a near 10% jump in 24 hours. It’s like Bitcoin is that friend who always rebounds after a break-up—let’s be real, we all know *that* friend!

“Even at this week’s lows, more than 85% of Bitcoin holders remained in profit, underscoring its resilience amid tariff concerns.”

The chart below shows how Bitcoin’s overall profitability has changed over time. So, where are we heading next? Your guess is as good as mine! 🧐

— IntoTheBlock (@intotheblock) April 10, 2025

And in a stunning twist worthy of a reality TV show, Bitcoin took a nosedive after the U.S. President decided to slap tariffs on 180 countries—except for Russia and Belarus. Seriously, those two must be getting the VIP treatment like they’re part of some elite club. But then, just when we thought all hope was lost, Trump pulls a classic political move: a 90-day tariff pause! Talk about a dramatic comeback! 🎉

Meanwhile, Shark Tank’s Mr. Wonderful, aka Kevin O’Leary, is stirring the pot by saying we should bump those tariffs up to 400% on China. Because when in doubt, always escalate, am I right? Like, can someone get this guy a hobby? 🤷‍♀️

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2025-04-10 13:37