Crypto Comedy: Hacker Gets 10% Reward or Full-Scale Meltdown!

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So The decentralized crypto exchange KiloEx is on a wild goose chase after a hacker, who apparently thinks stealing $7.4 million is just a casual Saturday night activity! 🦆💰 KiloEx is tracking those shady wallets like a bloodhound on the hunt for a bone, and they’ve got a little ultimatum for our crafty friend.

That’s right! They’re offering a deal: “Return the stolen loot, and we’ll give you 10% back as a ‘thank you’—and then maybe we won’t call the cops!” It’s like a bad sitcom plot but without the laugh track. 🎭✨

After getting hit by a cross-chain attack (because why not? Let’s make it complicated!), KiloEx has paused all their fun activities—and is now playing nice with the big dogs in blockchain security, including BNB Chain and Manta Network. They even dropped a serious hint to the other protocols: “Hey, can you blacklist this jerk’s wallet?”

To Hacker:

So, here’s the deal (and no, this isn’t an infomercial): Our investigation, supported by law enforcement, cybersecurity agencies, and more eyes than a reality show, has uncovered your not-so-secret activities.

We’re watching your wallet addresses like hawks! (0x551f3110f12c763d1611d5a63b5f015d1c1a954c,…)

— KiloEx (@KiloEx_perp) April 15, 2025

Now, KiloEx got clever and sent a friendly little message directly to the hacker. They announced on X—because nothing says “serious business” like social media—that if Mr. Hacker doesn’t return 90% of the loot within 72 hours, they’re going to escalate this investigation faster than a cat video goes viral! 😼

In case you missed it, the entire crypto scene is buzzing with attacks—$1.65 billion vanished into thin air just this year! It’s like a magic show but without any of the fun or applause. 👏✨

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2025-04-15 14:43