In a move that can only be described as a Faustian bargain with the crypto gods, the esteemed Coinbase exchange has decided to grace us with the trading of perpetual futures for the most absurd tokens imaginable: Pudgy Penguins, Popcat, and Helium. 🤯
Yes, my friends, the madness has reached new heights, as Coinbase, in a fit of pure genius, has decided to unleash these digital monstrosities upon the unsuspecting masses. 😈
But wait, there’s more! Not content with just these three tokens, Coinbase has also added Berachain perpetual futures to the mix, because why the heck not? 🤷♂️
And let’s not forget the other crypto heavyweights that have graced Coinbase’s perpetual futures platform: Tezos, Axie Infinity, and MultiversX. Truly, a veritable pantheon of digital deities. 🙏
So, dear readers, strap in and get ready for the wildest ride in the crypto world. Penguins, cats, and Helium, oh my! 🐧🐱🛸
Who knows what other crypto marvels Coinbase has in store for us? The possibilities are endless, and the madness knows no bounds. 🤯
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2025-02-06 21:38