Crypto Scandal? President Milei Says “Task Force? What Task Force?” 😂

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Well, well, well! Look who decided to pull the plug on the whole crypto investigation circus! 🎪

The dramatic exit of the Unidad de Tareas de Investigación (UTI) — or as I like to call it, the “We’re Totally Investigating” Task Force — is a plot twist in Argentina’s ongoing saga of digital asset drama. Who knew crypto could be this entertaining? 🍿

According to the latest decree (because we all love a good decree, don’t we?), the unit managed to gather all the juicy details about the crypto asset “$LIBRA”. They even played nice with the judiciary and public prosecutors. How sweet! 💕 But alas, President Milei decided it was time to say, “Mission accomplished!” and disband the task force. Cue the confetti! 🎉

Now, let’s not forget the decree was issued under Article 99, section 1 of the National Constitution. Because nothing says “I’m in charge” like a good constitutional reference! 📜 And yes, they consulted the legal team — because who doesn’t love a good legal consultation before making a dramatic exit?

Closing Statement

“The task assigned under Decree No. 114/25 has been fulfilled. Therefore, it is appropriate to dissolve the unit created for that purpose.” — Official Decree 332/2025, signed by President Javier Milei and Minister Mariano Cúneo Libarona

So, with the investigation task force now officially on a permanent coffee break, we’re left wondering what will happen next. Will there be more drama? More scandals? Or will we just close the book on this chapter of crypto chaos? Stay tuned, folks! 📖✨

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2025-05-20 18:41