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Hold onto your wallets, folks! The price of EOS just did a little jig and rose 25% after the big news: it’s now Vaulta! 🎊 And what’s this? A shift toward web3 banking? Sounds fancy, right? Like a tuxedo at a barbecue!
So, EOS (yes, that one) jumped to $0.61 after announcing its plans to rebrand as Vaulta to “realize the vision of web3 banking.” In a press release on Tuesday, March 18, EOS said they’re swapping tokens like they’re trading baseball cards! But don’t get too comfy; the timeline is still as wobbly as a three-legged chair!
Yves La Rose, the big cheese at the Vaulta Foundation, claims this isn’t just a name change. Oh no! It’s the “product of years of planning, strategic development, and thoughtful design.” Sounds like a lot of meetings over coffee to me! ☕️
Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: EOS has been about as popular as a wet sock lately, struggling to recover from its all-time high in 2018. It’s like trying to get back on a bike after falling off—except the bike is a blockchain and it’s been in the shop since 2021! 🚴♂️💨
According to the announcement, Vaulta is set to be the operating system for web3 banking, aiming to provide scalable and decentralized financial services. They’re even introducing the Vaulta Banking Advisory Council! Sounds like a fancy name for a group of folks who will tell you to “just invest wisely!”
Meanwhile, watch out! The blockchain security firm SlowMist is warning about address poisoning attacks on wallets holding EOS. Bad actors are sending out 0.001 EOS to lure you into their trap! It’s like a bad date where they promise you dinner but only serve you crumbs! 🍞
As part of the rebranding extravaganza, Vaulta will team up with exSat, a Bitcoin digital banking solution. They say exSat’s services will “complement Vaulta’s BankingOS.” Sounds like a match made in crypto heaven! 💑 Further details, including the new token ticker and additional partnerships, are expected to be announced soon. Stay tuned, folks!
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