Ethereum or Bitcoin? The Great Crypto Comedy Begins! 😂🚀

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In the grand theater of digital gold, our dear crypto trader Michaël van de Poppe has taken center stage with a confidence that borders on audacity. Twisting the proverbial knife, he proclaims:

“Over the course of the next 12–24 months I assume ETH will outperform Bitcoin.”

Ah, so ETH shall rise like a phoenix while Bitcoin merely grumbles in the corner—such is the prophecy during this season of half-deciphered signals and market fairy tales. Van de Poppe, ever the optimist, has previously cheered on altcoins when Bitcoin slumbers in its consolidation bed, and now, in the dying embers of 2025’s first half, he doubles down with a grin.

The Sage of Charts: Rekt Capital Predicts Bitcoin’s Crown Remains Intact 👑

Meanwhile, the venerable Rekt Capital, who has seen enough market storms to write a tome, opines that Bitcoin’s dominance shall swell. With a chart in hand—probably painted with the tears of optimists—he points out that the mighty BTC has wrestled back the 64% throne and eyes a lofty 71%. A fairy tale? Perhaps. But the chart gods tend to whisper truths in riddles.

“BTC DOM looks positioned for more upside towards the 71% area over time,” he declares — as if suggesting that altcoins should buckle up and brace for the never-ending ride of market supremacy.

The chart, a masterpiece of resistance zones and continuation patterns, hints that unless the BTC dragon weakens, the altcoins are destined to stay under its shadow—poor tokens, forever chasing the tail of the blockchain giant.

And yet, Rekt concedes that minor dips in Bitcoin’s supremacy might tempt some short-lived altcoin enthusiasm—ah, the fleeting hope of diversifying in a universe ruled by Satoshi’s shadow.

The Market’s Comedy: To Rotate or Not to Rotate? 🎭

With Van de Poppe dreaming of Ethereum’s grand ascent and Rekt Capital clutching tightly to Bitcoin’s throne, the market becomes a farcical ballet of uncertainty. Will Ethereum free itself from Bitcoin’s gravitational pull? Or shall the King of Coins reign supreme, crushing all pretenders beneath his digital foot? Stay tuned, dear reader, for the saga continues, and the punchline is yet to be revealed.

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2025-06-03 10:49