SEC Says “Bye-Bye” to Hawk Tuah Girl! 🎉💸

Well, well, well! Look who’s back in the meme game! The one and only Haliey Welch, the viral sensation known as the Hawk Tuah meme girl, has just announced that the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has decided to close the book on their investigation into her HAWK meme coin. You know, the one that took a nosedive faster than a lead balloon—crashing a whopping 95% within hours of its launch! Talk about a dramatic entrance! 🎢

In a chat with the pop culture gossip machine, TMZ, Haliey declared, “I’m walking away clean!” Clean? More like a freshly waxed floor after a toddler’s birthday party! 🧼🎈

Haliey claims she’s been playing nice with the authorities for months, and now that the SEC has wrapped up their little investigation, she’s free to do whatever she wants! I mean, who wouldn’t want to dive back into the wild world of crypto after a rollercoaster ride like that? 🎢💰

Let’s rewind to December 2024, when the HAWK meme coin was soaring high with a market cap of over $500 million—only to plummet to a measly $25 million faster than you can say “rug-pull!” Investors were left scratching their heads, wallets empty, and some even took legal action against Haliey and her crew. I guess they thought they were investing in a golden goose, but ended up with a rubber chicken instead! 🐔💔

James Sallah, Haliey’s attorney, chimed in with the good news: “The SEC closed the investigation without making any findings against her.” So, no fines, no restrictions! It’s like getting a free pass at the amusement park—except this ride is a bit more… unpredictable! 🎡

But hold your horses! The SEC hasn’t commented on Haliey’s claims yet. Maybe they’re just busy counting their own losses? Who knows! 🤷‍♂️

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2025-03-28 23:01