In a move that would make even the most jaded of gadget enthusiasts sit up and take notice, the grandiloquent Apple, Inc., has decided to sprinkle its Indian clientele with the fairy dust of artificial intelligence. The much-vaunted Apple Intelligence suite, which has hitherto been the preserve of the elite few, is now extending its digital tendrils to embrace the peculiarities of Indian English in its iOS 18.4 beta update.
This April, the subcontinent will be abuzz with the promise of more localized AI responses, a development that will no doubt lead to many a chuckle and head-scratch as machines attempt to mimic the myriad nuances of the Indian tongue. The update will grace the screens of millions, turning the humble iPhone into a veritable pandit in your pocket.
According to News18, the omnipotent Tim Cook has decreed that the Indian market is to be the new jewel in Apple’s crown, a move that will no doubt see the iPhone become as ubiquitous as the sacred cow. With India being the second-largest smartphone market and the third-largest for PCs and tablets, it’s a wonder Apple hasn’t sprinkled its magic sooner.
Cook, in his infinite wisdom, has also decreed the opening of four new temples to the Apple gods. The iPhone, it seems, is the golden calf that everyone wants to worship, and India is no exception. With a market as vast as the Ganges and a share as modest as a mouse, the potential for growth is as boundless as the Indian sky.
“The sky’s the limit, or so they say, and in India, the sky is positively teeming with opportunity,” quipped the visionary CEO.
Apple Intelligence, it has been declared, will not rest on its laurels but will instead spread its wings to encompass a Babel of languages, including the mellifluous Indian English. The update, a gift to the chosen few who possess the iPhone 15 Pro and iPhone 16 series, will be unwrapped in the coming weeks, bringing with it a touch of genius to the fingertips of the masses.
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2025-02-03 11:20