Meet GPT-4.5: Your New AI Best Friend (With a Side of Sarcasm) đŸ€–âœš

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In a universe not so far away, OpenAI, the American wizards of artificial intelligence, have unveiled their latest creation: GPT-4.5! Yes, folks, it’s the shiny new model that’s currently available to Pro users and developers, because who doesn’t want to have a tĂȘte-Ă -tĂȘte with a digital entity that’s more advanced than your average toaster?

Our fearless leader, Sam Altman, took to the digital ether (formerly known as Twitter, now X, because why not?) to proclaim, “It is the first model that feels like talking to a thoughtful person to me.” Which is a bit like saying your pet goldfish is a great conversationalist—if you squint hard enough and ignore the bubbles.

GPT-4.5 is ready!

Good news: it is the first model that feels like talking to a thoughtful person to me. I have had several moments where I’ve sat back in my chair and been astonished at getting actually good advice from an AI.

Bad news: it is a giant, expensive model. We


— Sam Altman (@sama) February 27, 2025

Now, Sam did mention that they wanted to roll this out for all users, but alas, the company is currently experiencing a GPU shortage. Apparently, they’re as rare as a polite cat at a dog show. But fear not! Sam assures us that “hundreds of thousands are coming soon,” which sounds suspiciously like a promise made by a used car salesman.

According to the cosmic reports, GPT-4.5 was trained on Microsoft Azure AI supercomputers, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s been fed more data than a hungry teenager at an all-you-can-eat buffet. This model boasts a deep understanding of the universe and can tackle a wide range of topics, from the meaning of life to why your socks always disappear in the dryer.

One of the major upgrades in GPT-4.5 is its newfound ability to write, code, and solve problems—basically, it’s like having a Swiss Army knife that can also give you life advice. It’s also been gifted with emotional intelligence, making it feel more human-like, especially when discussing sensitive topics like your existential dread or why you can’t seem to find a decent avocado toast.

However, before you get too excited, let’s not forget that GPT-4.5 still has some limitations. It currently doesn’t support features like Voice Mode, video, or screensharing in ChatGPT. But don’t worry! The company is working tirelessly to ensure that AI “just works” for its users, which is a comforting thought, much like a warm cup of tea on a rainy day.

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2025-02-28 15:33