Michael Saylor’s Three-Word Bitcoin Post Is Taking Over The Internet

Michael Saylor, CEO of Strategy (formerly known as MicroStrategy, but who’s keeping track?), just did the *bare minimum* to go viral. Instead of a deep dive into charts or dropping a grand forecast, he posted… wait for it… a suit, a surfboard, and three little words: “Get On Board.” That’s right. Forget data. Forget context. Just a man, a surfboard, and his undying love for Bitcoin. 🌊

In case you’ve been living under a rock (or, like, paying attention to anything else), Strategy is basically the “Bitcoin King” at this point. They’re sitting pretty on a Bitcoin stash of 538,200 BTC, worth a cool $50 billion at current prices. Oh, and their market cap is at $94 billion—talk about flexing! 💰

And don’t get too excited. This isn’t some “let’s play it safe” strategy. No, no, no. This is an “I’m-all-in-on-Bitcoin” kind of strategy. Saylor’s basically saying, “I’m not just surfing the Bitcoin wave, I *am* the wave.” 💸🌊

Get On ₿oard

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) April 24, 2025

Now, for some context (because we all need it, right?): Over the past year, MSTR has seen a 162% gain. That’s nothing to sneeze at! And since Saylor made his big bet on Bitcoin, MSTR is up more than 2,700%. I mean, who needs traditional investments when you’ve got a surfboard and Bitcoin, right? 🚀 But, plot twist—MSTR stock is down 6% in the last three months. Guess the market has a *teeny* bit of hesitation? 🤔

As for Bitcoin? It’s cooled off after an epic rise and is now chilling just below $93,000. Some investors are holding their breath, waiting for that next *big* move. But here’s the kicker: Saylor’s not here to diversify. He’s here to go ALL IN on Bitcoin. Like, *full-send* mode. 🏄‍♂️

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2025-04-24 16:53