Listen closely, lads and lasses, for I’ve a tale of the strange and stupendous! This week, in the fantastical world of crypto, scads of shiny venture coins—$105 million of ’em—were tossed into peculiar projects. That’s enough to make even Willy Wonka jealous! Among the lucky baggers were wizards, robots, gaming contraptions, and AI witchcraft. Let’s dive into the peculiar pot of digital xylophones (or whatever crypto buzzwords they’re throwing around these days)—brace yourselves! 😲🪙
Taproot Wizards, $30 million 🧙♂️✨
- A potion brewed by Standard Crypto, Cyber Fund, and Colludere poured $30 million into these wand-waving folks.
- Founded by Udi Wertheimer and Eric Wall, these chaps are conjuring an NFT marketplace for Bitcoin (BTC). Because who doesn’t want magic trading cards on magical internet money? 🤔
- Oh, and back in 2023, they grabbed a cheeky little $7.5 million too. Sneaky, aren’t they? 🤷♂️
Reservoir, $14 million 💧🚰
- These crypto plumbers snagged $14 million to keep their faucets flowing.
- Backed by Union Square Ventures, Variant, and Archetype—you know, the usual suspects of the crypto caper crew. 🤠💼
- Platforms like Coinbase and Magic Eden are drinking from their pipeline. Hope nobody forgot the rubber duckies! 🐤
Reservoir has raised a $14M Series A round led by @usv.
We’re here to build the world’s best developer tools for token trading on every chain.
— Reservoir (@reservoir0x) February 5, 2025
Olas, $13.8 million 🌊🤖
- In a deal shrouded in mystery, this decentralised 🕵️♂️ brainiac network raised $13.8 million. (No wand-waving here, just calculators and cleverness.)
- Provides oracles, automation, and co-owned AI—like your very own magical butler… kind of. Works across fancy blockchains: Ethereum, Polygon, Gnosis, and Solana. 👾
$13.8 Million Raised to Fuel Olas 🔥🌟
Core contributor just locked in $13.8M in a round led by @1kxnetwork to supercharge Olas. Backed by the best!
— Olas (aka Autonolas) (@autonolas) February 4, 2025
Superlogic, $13.7 million 🤯💡
- These Miami beach dreamers took home $13.7 million for AI Web3 doodads.
- Led by Powerledger and joined by a colorful cast of coin-happy investors.
- Apparently, you’ll be able to swap reward points for exclusive goodies. Can someone teach chocolate bars this trick? 🍫
Superlogic, a Miami-based startup co-founded and led by CEO Lin Dai, raised $13.7 million… blah blah dollars, wow, growing fast! 🚀
— Traded: Venture Capital (@TradedVC) February 7, 2025
Beamable, $13.5 million 🎮📡
- This crew raised $13.5 million to be the internet’s gaming glue. Sticky! 🕹️
- Bitkraft and friends are funding their ground-breaking gaming pipes 🚀. Expect smoother joystick waggling soon!
US game infrastructure provider @Beamable raises $13.5 million 👇
— BlockchainGamer.biz (@BCGbiz) February 4, 2025
The Game Company, $10 million 🎲🚀
- Boasting lag-free gaming (*wink wink*), these Dubai wizards hauled $10 million for their wizardly wizardry.
- Powered by GPUs and blockchain fairy dust, no hardware needed! NVIDIA must be fuming. 🖥️🔥
🚀 The Game Company Secures $10M to Disrupt Cloud Gaming! 🎮🔥Join us for high-tech magic, lag-free wizardry, and endless fun…
— The Game Company (@TheGame_Company) February 7, 2025
Smaller but Snazzier Crypto Shenanigans 🐜💎
- Fragmetric picked $7M for Solana staking. Fancy! 🌴⚡
- ProdigyFi secured $5M (sounds like a wizard spell). 🧙♂️
- Flashnet: $4.5M for zippy Bitcoin DeFi 🏎️.
- Klink Finance gathered $3.2M for AI banking—sounds clever. 🐒🔗
- Corn secured $1.5 million. Umm… Corn? 🤔🌽
- Fraktion raised $1.14 million for real-world assets. Better than fake ones? 💼
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