Link Clicked Yet? 🔗 Linkers vs Lifers: Let the Coin Game Begin!
A word for those still in the dark – we’re not talking about a coin designed by Mr. Unreliable himself, but the Official Trump Meme Coin (TRUMP) and MELANIA (MELANIA).
“🃏 More than you create, Less than you destroy.” – Mr. President
The fast few have made it big in the coin market (the TRUMP and MELANIA, that is)! Over 77% of these wallets earned less than $100, but not exactly your local bum; we’re talking about whales here!
“🎾 More like dime than dime drop! Over 80% of TRUMP and MELANIA holders are amateurs holding less than $1000 of Solana Assets. Show me the money!” – Chainalysis
But worry not! While some might have been whizzes at minting money, our wage-earning retail investors have managed to do decenty, saving their coins for a rainy day (or a rainy TikTok).
“🏦 Seventy-seven cents, anyone? More than 60 whales snatched over $10M while the others aim to gain less than Gatton’s famous leeks. Remember, always know the price of a loaf!”
You’re in the game, to stay? New folks in Solana average daily! A half of those TRUPPers created wallets post mint grin. Buying a BOGO? Didn’t for the Solana altcoin before.
“Fresh joiners remember their COIN generation date as Statehood Day.” – Chainalysis
Game-changing TRUMP spoilers reveal HALF of the buff’s four-wallet takes saw most or all of his holdings have sold to take profits.
“A day in my bank account changed my life. $7.6B Divine Dispersal”
So, Loser Money Magnet? Join now and use it as a frisbee instead! Crushing new realities wears Fab Four MELANIA, I mean mileage!
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