After a solid stretch of crypto throwing a tantrum, the market’s starting to look like it got its morning coffee—Bitcoin’s back above $90k, and everyone’s pretending they saw it coming. Sure, the glittery glory days haven’t RSVP’d yet, but with Trump tapping the brakes on tariffs and whispers of a Russia-Ukraine peace treaty, maybe, just maybe, the crypto gods are smiling again. Let’s dive into the chaos, shall we?
Crypto’s Mood Swing: From War Woes to Wishful Bull Runs
Remember when Trump’s election was basically the crypto version of winning the lottery? Bitcoin and its altcoin buddies shot up like fireworks on the Fourth of July—multiplying faster than your unread emails. Then inauguration and some tariff drama happened, and the bears crashed the party harder than your drunk uncle at Thanksgiving.
But hold onto your wallets, because the clouds are thinning. A US-China trade war timeout and Trump playing diplomat for Russia and Ukraine gave the market a caffeine boost. Bitcoin shot up to a whopping $94.3k, suddenly the fifth biggest asset in the world (take that, gold!). Market cap nearly hits $3 trillion, and the sentiment? Well, we’ve gone from full-blown “hide under the bed” fear to a cautious “okay, this might work” neutral.
This might just be the opening act before the promised bull run extravaganza. Trump, ever the showman, says Ukraine and Russia are “very close to a deal”—like, so close you can almost hear the champagne popping. According to BBC, anyway.
Trump and Zelenskyy: A Bromance in the Vatican?
Once upon a campaign trail, Trump said ending the Ukraine-Russia war would be “quick and easy,” and then later called it a joke because, well, politics. But surprise! Seems like someone’s actually trying. Steve Witkoff chilled with Putin in Moscow to broker peace, and Trump spilled the tea that the major points are hashed out—details pending, of course.
Before the Pope’s funeral (because what says diplomacy like a funeral, right?), Trump met Zelenskyy for a private 15-minute meet-cute at St. Peter’s Basilica. Word on the street is it was “very productive,” which definitely doesn’t sound like vague political speak at all. It was their first hangout since February’s awkward White House energy.
So, peace talks are gliding forward, but the Trump crew’s already threatening to ghost out if things stall. Drama always adds spice.
Crypto’s Crystal Ball: Bulls or Bust if the Guns Go Silent?
The crypto rollercoaster took a nosedive when Russia and Ukraine started throwing punches back in the 2000s (and things got spicy in 2021). BTC belly-flopped from $43k to below $35k, dragging altcoins down the emotional escalator with it. Investor panic? Oh, it was real.
But if peace signs start replacing missiles, experts say Bitcoin could moon to $120k or beyond—because nothing says “buy me now” like world peace. Plus, the SEC looks less like the Grinch on crypto regulation, adoption is knocking on the moon door, and buzzwords like “blockchain” keep trending. Of course, Bitcoin’s crystal ball is foggy; predictions are about as reliable as a weather forecast in a tornado watch.
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