Pudgy Penguins token, bless its little feathery heart, is looking a bit like it’s trying to stand up from a nap after plummeting almost 90% from its all-time high. 😩
It managed to squeeze up to $0.011 on Friday, which is, like, a teeny tiny victory considering it was practically begging for change at its all-time low. 🤏
But here’s the thing, darlings: even though PENGU is trying to pull itself together, sales are taking a nosedive faster than a penguin on ice. 📉 CryptoSlam says sales have tanked 55% in the last week, and the number of buyers is dwindling faster than my social life after a good curry.
It’s like a sad little penguin parade with nobody clapping. 😢
And get this, monthly trading volume is looking more like a puddle than a tidal wave. 🌊
Even ApeCoin, that OG NFT token, is having a bit of a meltdown. It’s like the whole metaverse is having a collective existential crisis.
But hold on tight, because there might be a glimmer of hope for PENGU. Its futures open interest has taken a swan dive, which, historically, is a sign that things might be about to get interesting. 📈 Maybe this is the moment PENGU finally waddles its way to the top. 🐧👑
The price found a bit of a bottom at $0.0095, which it tried to break through about five times – it’s like it was saying “please, just let me stay down here!” 😹
But it’s also been trapped under $0.01130, which is like being stuck in a revolving door that goes nowhere. 🤷♀️ Maybe the bulls are just chilling, playing it cool, waiting for the right moment to pounce.
If PENGU manages to break free from this resistance, it could be looking at a 65% gain, which is basically a free trip to the Bahamas. 🏝️
So, there you have it, folks: a slightly chaotic, deeply sarcastic, and hopefully entertaining breakdown of PENGU’s price action.
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2025-02-14 20:52