Well, folks, gather ’round and let me spin you a tale more tangled than a riverboat gambler’s finances! 🎲 The SEC and Kraken are duking it out in court like two cats in a cornmeal sack, and by Jupiter, it’s a spectacle! 🤠
Judge William Orrick, bless his judicial heart, just trimmed down Kraken’s legal defenses faster than a Mississippi steamboat cuts through muddy waters. The “major questions doctrine” defense? Poof! Gone quicker than a confidence man’s reputation. 🧙♂️
Since 2018, these fine folks have been wrestling in legal mud, with the SEC hollering that Kraken’s been selling unregistered securities. It’s like watching a rooster fight, but with lawyers instead of feathers! 🐓
Our crypto friends at Kraken claim they’re as innocent as a newborn lamb, but the judge ain’t buying their tall tale. He’s kept their ‘fair notice’ and ‘due process’ defenses alive – how generous! 🐑
The crypto world’s buzzing like a disturbed hornet’s nest. Some say fight on, others predict doom and gloom. Crypto commentator Himanshu Sirohi warns Kraken might have to shut down services or pay a fine so big it’d make a robber baron blush! 💀
Mark my words, this legal rodeo is far from over. Grab your popcorn, dear readers – this show’s just getting started! 🍿
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