Oh, gather ’round, dear readers, for a tale so bizarre it could make a grown man giggle and a cat laugh! The cheeky chaps behind the LIBRA meme coin have been prancing about Nigeria, plotting a jolly little launch with some rather dubious members of the administration! 🎭
Now, let’s not get too carried away! Kelsier Ventures, the rascally rogues at the heart of the Javier Milei meme coin hullabaloo, have been whispering sweet nothings about launching a meme coin on the Solana (SOL) blockchain. And guess what? They were allegedly chummy with some of Nigeria’s finest! But hold your horses! There’s no solid proof linking the big cheese, President Bola Tinubu, to this merry mischief. A source, who shall remain as mysterious as a magician’s rabbit, claimed, “The project was well advanced!” Well, isn’t that just peachy? 🍑
Now, Kelsier Ventures has been strutting around like a peacock after their LIBRA coin escapade. When the Argentinian President, Javier Milei, gave it a shout-out on X, the coin shot up faster than a rocket, zooming from a measly zero to a whopping $4! But, oh dear, it plummeted back down to under 50 cents quicker than you can say “rug pull!” Talk about a rollercoaster ride! 🎢
But fear not! Hayden Davis, the CEO of Kelsier Ventures, has waved his magic wand and denied all those nasty pump-and-dump rumors. He claims the project’s team “sniped” the coin to keep the rascals at bay. “Not a scam,” he insists, but rather a “plan gone miserably wrong.” And guess what? He’s got a cool $100 million just sitting there, twiddling its thumbs! 💰
In a rather entertaining YouTube chat with the ever-curious Coffeezilla, Davis named a few characters from the LIBRA team, including Mauricio Novelli, Manuel Godoy, and Kip Protocol. Sounds like a band of merry misfits, doesn’t it? 🎸
Oh, and let’s not forget about the Melania Trump memecoin! Davis admitted to being involved in that little escapade too, which, like LIBRA, was sniped at launch. Blockchain sleuths from Bubblemaps have even sniffed out wallets linked to the Melania memecoin creator, which were also dabbling in LIBRA transactions. What a tangled web we weave! 🕸️
As for Kelsier’s grand plans in Nigeria, it seems they might just fizzle out like a damp firecracker. Not only is the press buzzing like a swarm of angry bees after the LIBRA and MELANIA fiascos, but Nigeria has also been cracking down on crypto like a stern schoolmaster! The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has frozen over 1,100 bank accounts of crypto traders in a bid to stamp out fraud. Talk about a party pooper! 🎉🚫
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2025-02-18 11:25