So, Michael Saylor’s Strategy, the big kahuna of Bitcoin holders, just made its smallest purchase ever. I mean, come on! 130 Bitcoin? That’s like buying a single slice of pizza when you could have the whole pie! 🍕
They dropped $10.7 million on this little nugget, which breaks down to a whopping $82,981 per Bitcoin. You know, for that price, I’d expect a gold-plated Bitcoin or at least a nice dinner out! 💸
Now, after this monumental purchase, they own a staggering 499,226 BTC. That’s right, folks, they’ve spent $33.1 billion to amass this digital treasure. And they’re just 774 BTC away from hitting the big 500,000 milestone. You’d think they’d go all out for that, right? But no, they’re playing it safe. What is this, a retirement fund? 😒

In 2025 alone, they’ve snagged 51,656 BTC across seven purchases. But this latest buy? It’s like they went to the store and only bought a pack of gum. Seriously, Bitcoin’s price dipped below $80,000, and they couldn’t even muster a decent haul? What’s the deal with that? 🤔
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2025-03-17 18:03