So, it turns out Donald Trump—yes, *that* guy—is now part of the crypto circus. His ties to cryptocurrency projects, that delightful little TRUMP meme coin, and the Trump-backed World Liberty Financial feel like the plot of a bad soap opera. And yet, here we are, deep into this bonkers tale where the former—and now current—President of the United States is apparently moonlighting as a crypto influencer. American politics, everybody. 🙃
In this juicy exposé, we’ll peel back the digital curtain on the Trump family’s crypto fetish, find out which tokens could potentially “rally” (we’re using that word very loosely here), and unpack the kind of drama that makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary on paint drying.
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The TRUMP Meme Coin: Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Ah, the TRUMP meme coin. Who needs an economic recovery plan when you can have an NFT collection and a meme token in your portfolio? Trump became the first President to launch a meme coin *just days* before taking office. Iconic? Maybe. Cringe? Definitely. 😂
According to Arkham Intel (think Sherlock Holmes but for blockchain), Trump has a wallet holding $1.437 million in crypto, with tokens like Polygon (MATIC), stablecoins, and—of course—his brand’s TRUMP coin. Shocking, I know. Oh, and don’t forget his nonchalant comment during a press conference where he admitted, “I don’t know much about it, but it’s official.” My guy, what kind of energy is that? 🤦♀️
Also, the tokenomics are (checks notes)… not great. Apparently, Trump/controller entities own 80% of the total supply, which they’re free to unload whenever. K33 analyst David Zimmerman roasted the tokenomics, saying, “These tokenomics are horrendous for a meme-coin.” Meanwhile, Trump probably shrugs it off like, “Eh, let the haters hate.” 🤑
The Five Crypto Tokens: Or, as I Call Them, “Trump’s Digital Dogs”
Turns out, the Trump fam is REALLY into crypto. Melania? She has her own token called MELANIA (some creativity there). Eric, Don Jr., Ivanka, little Barron—they’re all in on this digital hustle. Barron, by the way, is rumored to have masterminded World Liberty Financial. Genius baby or just a kid being exploited for PR? You tell me. 👶💼
So, what’s World Liberty Financial holding? Ethereum, stETH, TRX, Movement (MOVE), and WhiteRock (WHITE). Sounds fancy, right? Except… *all* of these tokens tanked since Trump’s re-inauguration. Like, we’re talking double-digit losses, people. Guess the Trump bump didn’t come for crypto. LOL.
PayPal Mafia: Crypto’s Favorite Boys Club Teaming Up With Trump
Oh, you thought the drama ended there? Nope. Enter the PayPal Mafia: Elon Musk, Peter Thiel, and David Sacks—big names, bigger egos. Trump named Sacks his AI & Crypto Czar, Musk heads the Department of Government Efficiency (because irony is dead), and Thiel threw his behind-the-scenes support like the cryptic tech gremlin he is. 🕴️💻
Weirdly, this crew still loves Solana, even as the blockchain limps along. PayPal wants payments in PYUSD on Solana, and Trump even mentioned Solana in his “Strategic Crypto Reserve” plans. What a world. 🤷♀️
Ethereum: Dead or Just Taking a Nap?
If you thought things couldn’t get spicier, let’s talk about Ethereum. Once the king of altcoins, now it’s… well, still the king but with the swagger of a dude whose car just broke down. ETH dropped below that critical $2,000 level, sending Twitter (or X, whatever Elon calls it now) into a frenzy. People panicked because, let’s be honest, crypto traders have the emotional range of toddlers. 😭🏗️
Vitalik Buterin, Ethereum’s creator and everyone’s favorite tech awkward genius, reassured the community that ETH’s long game is still solid and scalable. Interpret that as you will, but let’s not invest the rent money, okay? 😬
Trump, Binance, & Tea Spilled by WSJ
Lastly, drumroll… the Trump family *might* be aiming to scoop a stake in Binance. Or so says the Wall Street Journal. Naturally, CZ (Changpeng Zhao, crypto kingpin and walking Binance logo) shut it down faster than you can say FUD. He even called the WSJ story part of the previous administration’s “war on crypto.” Spicy stuff, no? 🌶️
Between this, Trump’s crypto meme coin farm, and a sad lineup of tanking tokens, it’s safe to say the crypto-White House crossover season has been… chaotic, to say the least. Tune in next week when future-President Barron announces plans to democratize Dogecoin! 😂
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