“Trump’s Crypto Love Affair: BTC & ETH Skyrocket!”
In a moment of pure, unadulterated Trumpian wisdom on Sunday evening, the POTUS declared the US would be diving into the crypto pool with a strategic reserve. Imagine the surprise when XRP, ADA, SOL, BTC, and ETH were tossed into the digital treasure chest!
At first, Bitcoin and Ethereum were like wallflowers at a school dance, left out in the cold. But then, Trump, in his infinite love for all things shiny and digital, “obviously” decided to invite them to the heart of the crypto party. 🎉
And what a party it was! After Trump’s Truth Social proclamation, Bitcoin and Ethereum prices shot up faster than a rocket on a mission to Mars. BTC leaped from $85,207 to $91,929 in just 90 minutes. Talk about a high-stakes game of digital hopscotch! 🚀
XRP, on the other hand, went completely bonkers, surging by a whopping 31% and flipping ETH in FDV. It was the breather the crypto market desperately needed after a week of brutal liquidations. Ethereum wasn’t left behind, jumping from $2183 to $2472 in the blink of an eye. 🤑
But wait, there’s more! In his initial post, Trump somehow forgot to mention Bitcoin and Ethereum, causing a frenzy of panic and speculation. X was ablaze with questions from crypto fans wondering if their favorite digital darlings were getting the cold shoulder. 😱
Trump, never one to miss a chance to throw shade, took a jab at the Biden administration and announced that XRP, SOL, and ADA would be in the crypto reserve. But fear not, BTC and ETH fans, for an hour later, Trump clarified that they too would be part of the U.S. crypto reserve. “And, obviously, BTC and ETH, as other valuable cryptocurrencies, will be the heart of the Reserve. I also love Bitcoin and Ethereum!” he proclaimed. 💕
Bitcoin is the foundation of the crypto economy.
— Michael Saylor⚡️ (@saylor) March 2, 2025
And with that, the crypto world breathed a collective sigh of relief, knowing that their digital assets were now in the hands of a man who “obviously” knew what he was doing. Or did he? 🤔
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2025-03-02 20:37