Listen up, fellow degenerates! Hyperliquid, that fancy new kid on the blockchain block, is suddenly the hottest thing since, well, the last time Trump said something outrageous. 🤯
They’re boasting about hitting new “all-time highs” across all their metrics, and apparently, it’s all thanks to the glorious, chaotic, meme-coin-fueled world of Trump-mania. 💰
Apparently, someone thought it would be *hilarious* to create “Official Trump” (TRUMP) and “Official Melania Meme” (MELANIA) tokens. 🙄 And you know what? People actually bought into it! TRUMP surged to over $70 billion, which is…well, it’s a lot of money, even for Trump. But of course, it’s all come crashing down now. 📉
But hey, who needs actual, you know, *value* when you have Trump memes, right? 🎉 Hyperliquid, bless their little hearts, was there to capitalize on all the hype, offering leveraged positions for those who couldn’t resist the urge to speculate on this whole Trump-coin circus. 🎪
New ATHs reached today include:
+ 24h volume: $21B
+ Open interest: $4.7B
+ 24h protocol revenue (fees + HLP): $9.5M— Hyperliquid (@HyperliquidX) January 20, 2025
So, congrats to Hyperliquid for being the ultimate player in this whole Trump-induced crypto frenzy. They’re clearly doing something right (or maybe they’re just lucky). 😜 But hey, at least they’re making bank while the rest of us are just scratching our heads. 🤪
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