Ah, the illustrious Wallet in Telegram, now adorned with a shiny new interface, like a peacock flaunting its feathers! This digital purse, crafted by the enigmatic artisans of The Open Platform, has decided to embrace the chaos of multi-asset trading and the sweet nectar of yield rewards for those brave enough to clutch their Toncoin (TON) and Tether (USDT) like a toddler clutching a beloved stuffed animal. 🦚
In a rather theatrical announcement on March 13, the Wallet in Telegram proclaimed that users would soon be able to frolic through a veritable cornucopia of cryptocurrencies—think Bitcoin (BTC) and the delightful memecoins like PEPE (PEPE)—while simultaneously raking in “long-term passive rewards.” Because who doesn’t want to earn money while binge-watching cat videos? 🐱💰
“New features will be gradually rolled out in March and April, but you can already preview how the updated Wallet will work.”
Wallet in Telegram
And lo! Wallet Earn, a feature reminiscent of staking but with a twist of whimsy, has taken up permanent residence in this digital abode. Most users, those fortunate souls, already bask in the glow of TON Earn, where rewards are bestowed daily, like a benevolent fairy godmother sprinkling coins instead of glitter. And fear not, for users can withdraw their treasures from Wallet Earn “at any time, without fees”—a rarity in the land of crypto! 🎩✨
With this update, Wallet in Telegram invites users to “build fully diversified crypto portfolios” right within the app, a tantalizing prospect available exclusively to the Telegram elite. Because why not juggle a dozen cryptocurrencies while sipping your morning coffee? ☕💼
This announcement follows the recent dalliance with Mercuryo, a London-based payments firm, which has graciously integrated its on-ramp services into Wallet in Telegram. Now, users can purchase crypto with fiat currencies like the U.S. dollar and euro, making it easier than ever to dive into the crypto abyss. After all, Telegram’s grand ambition is to make crypto as accessible as a cat meme to its 900 million users. 🐾💸
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2025-03-13 14:58