US Credit Rating Takes a Nosedive — Moody’s Says Bye-Bye AAA

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How America’s Debt Became the Fiscal Cliff We Chose to Climb

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Well, it looks like Uncle Sam just got a stern talking-to from Moody’s, and spoiler alert: it’s not great news for those who enjoy sleeping peacefully at night. The ratings agency has officially slapped the US with a downgrade, stripping away that shiny AAA badge—think of it as America’s financial equivalent of being demoted from valedictorian to… well, just another student. 😬

Last Friday, Moody’s decided America’s credit score was no longer up to snuff and dropped it from AAA to AA1. Not exactly a ‘nice try, but no cookies’ situation, but enough to make you wonder if the country’s creditworthiness is starring in its own soap opera — full of drama, debt, and delightful political infighting. The outlook, however, was surprisingly optimistic: from negative to stable. Because what’s better than a downgrade? A just-stable downgrade, of course! 🎉

Moody’s blames the downgrade on Uncle Sam’s epic love affair with debt, which has ballooned faster than a dysfunctional family reunion. The interest payments alone now outstrip those of similar countries—making it as if Uncle Sam’s credit card debt is more of a scandal than a shopping spree. And the debt keeps growing, just like that towering mountain of laundry you’ve been ignoring for weeks. 🧺

“As deficits and debt have grown, and interest rates have risen, interest payments on government debt have increased markedly,” the experts say, with about as much excitement as discussing rainy weather. They go on to warn that without some sort of drastic diet—i.e., tax hikes or spending cuts—the budget landscape will remain as open and inviting as a haunted house, with mandatory spending and interest taking up likely around 78% of total spending by 2035. That’s a lot of money to just toss into the fiscal black hole.

Extend the current tax cuts, and we’re looking at adding a cool $4 trillion to the deficit in the next decade. Savings? Not so much. Income? Low. Debt? High. Welcome to the financial circus where Uncle Sam is the main act—and the crowd is getting restive.

By 2035, the US debt is expected to be about 134% of GDP, up from 98% in 2024. That’s more than a little worrisome. But hey, who needs a clean credit report when you have a nation willing to wear its debt like a badge of honor?

All this drama means the US has finally been stripped of its final AAA. That’s right, no more gold star for the world’s biggest borrower. Moody’s is just the latest judge to weigh in; back in 2011, S&P gave the US a downgrade from AAA to AA+, citing concerns that Uncle Sam was too busy counting deficits to fix them. Then in 2023, Fitch chimed in, worried about budget deficits and the political circus. It’s almost as if Washington’s idea of a financial joke is just… waiting. 😂

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2025-05-18 20:04