So, picture this: the San Francisco Police, in a dramatic twist worthy of a Netflix series, decide to close the case on Suchir Balaji, the former OpenAI researcher who, let’s be honest, was probably just trying to save the world from AI overlords. They release an autopsy report declaring it a “suicide.” Cue the dramatic music! 🎶
But wait! Suchir’s family, armed with a healthy dose of skepticism and a flair for the dramatic, are waving their hands like they’re in a game of charades, shouting, “Not so fast!” They’re calling for a fresh investigation, because apparently, the police report has more holes than Swiss cheese. 🧀
On February 15, the police delivered the autopsy report to the family, which revealed that Suchir, at the tender age of 26, had met his end via a “self-inflicted gunshot wound.” The police chief, Bill Scott, in a letter that probably should have come with a side of “sorry for your loss,” stated there wasn’t enough evidence to suggest foul play. But Balaji’s parents are not having it. They want the FBI involved, because why not add a little federal flair to this already tangled web? 🕵️♂️
Suchir’s mother, Poornima Rao, is not just sitting back and accepting the police’s findings. Oh no! She’s on a mission, declaring the report riddled with inconsistencies. “We received the autopsy report last Friday,” she posted on X, “and let me tell you, it’s like a bad plot twist in a soap opera. We’re sending hair samples for testing because, apparently, that’s what you do when you suspect foul play!”
“We’re fighting for justice, not just a pat on the back and a ‘better luck next time,’” she added, channeling her inner detective. 🕵️♀️
While the San Francisco Police may have closed their investigation, the drama is far from over. Suchir, the whistleblower who dared to challenge OpenAI’s “fair use” policy, is still the talk of the town. And let’s be real, this controversy is sticking around longer than that last piece of cake at a birthday party. 🎂
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2025-02-18 16:20