Why Did NVIDIA Just Tell Crypto Startups to Buzz Off? 🧐💥

Picture this: NVIDIA, the wizard of whizz-bang graphics, has thrown a bit of a sizzle in the crypto cauldron. They’ve announced that companies dabbling in the magical, mysterious world of cryptocurrency are simply not invited to their shiny Inception accelerator party. 🕺🚪

Now, this fancy Inception program welcomes startups younger than a decade—sprightly fledglings ready to take flight! But sorry, no consulting wizards, cloud conjurers, distributors, or those who parade on the public stock exchange are allowed in either. Looks like NVIDIA wants only the scrappy, fresh-to-the-scene geniuses with magic bubbling in their heads to get the golden keys.

So, if you’re a crypto startup dreaming of NVIDIA’s secret potion, better rethink your potion recipe—because this sorcery class is strictly for the wild, wild innovators ready to leapfrog into the future. No crypto dragons allowed! 🐉🚫

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2025-04-24 13:53