You Won’t Believe How Strive Is Snatching Up Billions in Bitcoin Deals! 😲

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What to Know:

  • Strive Enterprises, the daring daring-doers of finance, are teaming up with 117 Castell Advisory Group to gobble up distressed bitcoin claims like a kid in a candy store!
  • One of their biggest targets? The infamous Mt. Gox fiasco, with approx 75,000 BTC sitting around like a sleeping dragon—waiting to be plundered.
  • They plan to waltz into the Nasdaq, merge with Asset Entities, and raise a cool billion dollars—all to amass more of that mysterious digital gold. 💰

Could it be a genius plan? Or maybe just a high-stakes game of “Who’s Got the Biggest Bitcoin Bag”? Strive’s taking a gamble on discounts so deep, even a pirate would blush. The Ohio-based money magicians say they’re in a race to grab bitcoin at bargain-basement prices, hoping to beat Bitcoin’s own rollercoaster of a price. Typical folks would call it “investing,” but we know better—it’s more like playing Monopoly with real money, and some seriously risky dice.

And the plot thickens! While bitcoin pirates are still waiting for their treasure chests from 2014’s Mt. Gox disaster, Strive plans to make a splash by merging with Nasdaq-listed Asset Entities—yes, you read that right, the big league! Soon, it’ll be a publicly traded ship sailing high on the sea of crypto chaos, all thanks to a nifty billion-dollar fund to hoard even more Bitcoin. 🚀

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2025-05-21 13:05