Alright, let me get this straight. They’re handing out dinner invites at Trump’s golf club like it’s Willy Wonka’s golden ticket. All you had to do for a seat at this prestigious event? Be one of the top 220 people buying some internet magic money. Of course, people go nuts. Nearly $2 billion worth of “totally real and definitely not made-up” tokens changed hands. Incredible! 🍽️💸
But—come on, you know where this is going. As soon as people got their invite? Boom! Over 30 of these whales jumped ship faster than I get out of a bad dinner party. Did anybody NOT see this coming? The price nosedived, then did a little “I think I can” rebound. Classic crypto: invite people to dinner, then everyone ditches after appetizers. 🥗🚪
Now there are people hand-wringing, like, “Ooh, is this ethical? Is this influence-peddling? Is this even legal?” Hey, when you’re selling dinner seats like baseball cards with monopoly money, what do you expect? This whole space is more gray than my hair. 🧓💼
But here’s the kicker: The Trump crew and their pals make off with over $320 million in trading fees. That’s real money, not memecoins! Just from the post-dinner blitz alone, there’s another cool million. And that HTX wallet holding $14.6 million worth of tokens? Someone’s aiming for Trump’s right-hand spot at the bread basket. Good luck with that—don’t drop your crypto shrimp cocktail. 🍤
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2025-05-15 08:41