Monsieur et Madame, lend me thine ear! Imagine, if thou wilt, a noble companyâonce christened MicroStrategy but now, out of pure vanity or perhaps confusion, reborn as âStrategyââthat hath, with all the solemnity of a kingâs decree, gobbled up 13,390 more Bitcoins, for the modest sum of $1.34 billion! Ay, âtis no jest, for the oracle of the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission bore witness to this feat on the eleventh day of May.
What curious alchemy produced this treasure? The magicians at Strategy hawked their Class A ordinary stock and the enigmatic Series STRK preferred shares to summon the gold. 3,222,875 shares of MSTR dispatchedâto the tune of $1.31 billion, plus a paltry $25.1 million squeezed from 273,987 STRK shares. SacrĂŠ bleu! Was anyone left to run the company, or are they now governed by taxidermied Bitcoins in the boardroom?
But waitâthereâs more! Their coffers now bulge with 568,840 Bitcoins. If thou consults the digital harbinger, the price now sings at $104,000 per coin, valuing the pile at a scandalous $59 billion. Strategy, cleverer than a Parisian locksmith, averages a purchase price of $69,287. With a princely sum of $39.4 billion poured into this endeavor, Monsieur Strategy now reclines upon $20 billion of profitâon parchment, if not in purse.
Yet, what light through yonder Twitter breaks? âTis Peter Schiff, that tireless harpy, screeching from the parapets. In April, he called Bitcoin a fraudâquelle surprise! He brands Strategyâs scheme a well-oiled carriage careening toward bankruptcy. Oh, Peter, ever the bringer of cheerâwouldst thou like a croissant with thy schadenfreude?
Meanwhile, Michael Saylor, co-founder and self-anointed bard, whispers on a quiet Sunday, âConnect the dots.â Dots, indeed: Strategy acquired 303,230 Bitcoins in but half a yearânearly half their hoard! The companyâs grasping mitts now clutch over 2.7% of all the worldâs Bitcoin, to the envy of every Scrooge and miser.
And yetâtragedy! Earlier this month, the truth spilled forth: a $4.2 billion net loss for the first quarter of 2025, dashed by $6 billion in âunrealizedâ sorrows, thanks to new accounting laws. Oh, the drama! In the theatre of high finance, whatâs a few billion between friends? Curtain falls, applauseâor perhaps just a nervous cough.
Fin.
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2025-05-12 18:27